Certified Leftist
Leftist of the Day honorees.
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James Carville
Democratic strategist from Louisiana. Known for: “It’s the economy, stupid,” the Ragin’ Cajun nickname, and a disease he would like to spread.
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Scott Galloway
NYU marketing professor and podcast host. Known for: The Prof G Pod, bold predictions, and a history lesson with the wrong ending.
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Robert Garcia
Congressman from Long Beach and incoming House Oversight chairman. Known for: eight years as mayor, swearing in on Action Comics #1, and a two-word legal referral for the entire executive branch.
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Elissa Slotkin
Senator from Michigan. Known for: three CIA tours in Iraq and a “deterrence message” for college kids.
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California Voters
Fifty-five percent of the Golden State’s electorate. Known for voting for high-speed rail, high gas prices, and anyone or anything that appears leftist.
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Hasan Piker
Twitch streamer from Los Angeles. Known for: marathon livestreams, stumping for Abdul El-Sayed, and strong views on which Michigan doors are worth knocking.
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Barack Obama
Former president, Washington, D.C. Known for: hope, change, and very firm opinions on interior design.
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James Talarico
Texas state representative, seminarian, now running for U.S. Senate. Known for: viral floor speeches, Bible verses, and a checking account with a co-signer.
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Zohran Mamdani
Mayor of New York City. Known for: free buses, city-run grocery stores, and a relaxed door policy at the polls.
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Ro Khanna
Congressman from Silicon Valley and 2028 hopeful. Known for: defending Hasan Piker, defending the French rioters, and never wasting a crisis.









