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  • Greta Thunberg

    Greta Thunberg

    Climate activist, Stockholm. Known for: skipping school, sailing to summits, and three very loud words.

    The citation. Honored for seven years of perfect attendance on the global summit circuit, much of it by sailboat so the rest of us would feel bad about the airport. Ms. Thunberg has now warned three continents about consumption while touring all three. In June 2018 she warned that humanity had five years to quit fossil fuels. The five years passed, humanity did not, and the tweet quietly disappeared. Her signature line remains the only three-word climate policy on record.

    “How dare you!”

    Source: U.N. Climate Action Summit, New York, Sept. 23, 2019

    Photo: Kushal Das via Wikimedia Commons, CC BY-SA 4.0

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