Leftist of the Day
One public figure a day, honored for service to the cause. Satire.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Congresswoman, New York’s 14th. Known for: the Green New Deal, a Met Gala dress, and a twelve-year countdown.
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Robert Garcia
Congressman from Long Beach and incoming House Oversight chairman. Known for: eight years as mayor, swearing in on Action Comics #1, and a two-word legal referral for the entire executive branch.
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Elissa Slotkin
Senator from Michigan. Known for: three CIA tours in Iraq and a “deterrence message” for college kids.
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California Voters
Fifty-five percent of the Golden State’s electorate. Known for voting for high-speed rail, high gas prices, and anyone or anything that appears leftist.
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Jasmine Crockett
Congresswoman, Dallas. Known for: committee hearings, clapbacks, and a six-word trademark application.
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Hasan Piker
Twitch streamer from Los Angeles. Known for: marathon livestreams, stumping for Abdul El-Sayed, and strong views on which Michigan doors are worth knocking.
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Barack Obama
Former president, Washington, D.C. Known for: hope, change, and very firm opinions on interior design.
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Chuck Schumer
Senate Democratic leader, New York. Known for: the reading glasses, the Sunday press conferences, and a sharp eye for talent.
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James Talarico
Texas state representative, seminarian, now running for U.S. Senate. Known for: viral floor speeches, Bible verses, and a checking account with a co-signer.
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Zohran Mamdani
Mayor of New York City. Known for: free buses, city-run grocery stores, and a relaxed door policy at the polls.